-A wizard -A sword -A handsome smile - 5 Gallons of bravery -Flippy hair - A dash of charm. -A 50 ft. castle -Royal bloodline -A big lake -10 Pounds of dedication -A ton of passion
Procedure: Firstly, you will need a wizard to cast a spell on the unicorn of your fancy. If he is a good wizard, he will probably kill her, but a more mediocre wizard will transform her into a human. When she sets eyes on you, make sure you are looking very brave. Keep your sword with you, flash your biggest, most handsome smile, and do a hair flip for good measure. Remember, she will be very scared in her new form, as her former was immortal and so much of her life has just been stolen. You will have to really impress her to make her love you. Therefore, now would be a good time to show off a dash of charm. You don’t want to overdo it, because that will make her suspicious. She is used to being fooled. Lead her to your castle. Hopefully it is not leaning, or breaking, and hopefully its height will impress her. Remember, unicorns avoid towns, so your castle should be in an isolated area and not too large. If it is a busy area, your unicorn will be afraid, and if it is too large, she will feel uneasy. Be sure to tell her all about your royal bloodline. This is important. A unicorn will not settle for mediocrity, and she must know that you are a person of significance before she will even think about settling with you. If you have a large room full of family pictures, that will work great to show off your royalty. When your unicorn is well rested, take her out to the lake. She is a nature lover, and seeing the water will help calm her. She will hopefully begin to trust you if you make these trips often with her. Be sure to not become demanding! She is scared and confused, and likely will take awhile to follow you to the lake. Remember! You will need dedication for this task. A unicorn is not meant to love, and so falling for you will be an extremely strenuous task for them. It isn’t natural. You must be completely dedicated if you wish to succeed. Also, you must have genuine passion, and a lot of it. If you lack passion, your unicorn will have nothing to fall for. It is better to not transform her if you have no passion for her. As a note, remember that not many of the normal heroic deeds will work on her. She is not a normal woman, and so slaying dragons or goblins will not impress her. It is likely killing actually turns her away from you, so be extra careful to hide any murders you go through with during the duration of this procedure. You will know she loves you when you see your reflection in her eyes. When this happens, she is leaving her unicorn self behind and opening up to the life of a human. Marriage is not far ahead.
How To Make A Unicorn Love You
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-A wizard
-A sword
-A handsome smile
- 5 Gallons of bravery
-Flippy hair
- A dash of charm.
-A 50 ft. castle
-Royal bloodline
-A big lake
-10 Pounds of dedication
-A ton of passion
Procedure:
Firstly, you will need a wizard to cast a spell on the unicorn of your fancy. If he is a good wizard, he will probably kill her, but a more mediocre wizard will transform her into a human. When she sets eyes on you, make sure you are looking very brave. Keep your sword with you, flash your biggest, most handsome smile, and do a hair flip for good measure.
Remember, she will be very scared in her new form, as her former was immortal and so much of her life has just been stolen. You will have to really impress her to make her love you. Therefore, now would be a good time to show off a dash of charm. You don’t want to overdo it, because that will make her suspicious. She is used to being fooled.
Lead her to your castle. Hopefully it is not leaning, or breaking, and hopefully its height will impress her. Remember, unicorns avoid towns, so your castle should be in an isolated area and not too large. If it is a busy area, your unicorn will be afraid, and if it is too large, she will feel uneasy.
Be sure to tell her all about your royal bloodline. This is important. A unicorn will not settle for mediocrity, and she must know that you are a person of significance before she will even think about settling with you. If you have a large room full of family pictures, that will work great to show off your royalty.
When your unicorn is well rested, take her out to the lake. She is a nature lover, and seeing the water will help calm her. She will hopefully begin to trust you if you make these trips often with her. Be sure to not become demanding! She is scared and confused, and likely will take awhile to follow you to the lake.
Remember! You will need dedication for this task. A unicorn is not meant to love, and so falling for you will be an extremely strenuous task for them. It isn’t natural. You must be completely dedicated if you wish to succeed. Also, you must have genuine passion, and a lot of it. If you lack passion, your unicorn will have nothing to fall for. It is better to not transform her if you have no passion for her.
As a note, remember that not many of the normal heroic deeds will work on her. She is not a normal woman, and so slaying dragons or goblins will not impress her. It is likely killing actually turns her away from you, so be extra careful to hide any murders you go through with during the duration of this procedure.
You will know she loves you when you see your reflection in her eyes. When this happens, she is leaving her unicorn self behind and opening up to the life of a human. Marriage is not far ahead.