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How to Write Like David Sedaris
David Sedaris videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5apZmwR9UI&list=PLA86A504AA10A73C9
How to write like David Sedaris:
http://remainingawriter.blogspot.com/2012/02/how-to-write-like-david.html
http://ydrstorytelling.blogspot.com/2012/04/david-sedaris-on-writing-write-everyday.html
http://thecopybot.com/2011/08/sedaris-first-sentence/
http://www.missourireview.com/archives/bbarticle/a-conversation-with-david-sedaris/
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1812072,00.html
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Please read Sedaris to pg. 59
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READING: For next Tuesday, read to pg. 60 in Sedaris
She was as sick as my father after he ate my dinner in order to make me feel better.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than the ego of the male prostitute.
She relaxed like a white man after locking his car doors in the ghetto.
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ReplyDeleteShe was as sick as a first-time drinker after a night of alcohol and partying.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than four NBA superstars on each other's shoulders.
She relaxed like a sun-burned bikini model on the hot sand.
She was sick as my brother when he drunk milk that was expired after two weeks
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than Chewbacca in The Empire Strikes back
She relaxed like she just got away with murder
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ReplyDeletewhy did the duck go to jail? he was on quack
ReplyDeleteif batteries charge remotes, what charges batteries?
people are just like oranges, except there not.
She was sick as a puking cat
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than Michael Jordan in heels
She relaxed like a fat, farting hippopotamus in a warm pond
She was as sick as the college kid so reticent to just "try" the moldy noodles behind his bed.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than our principle who more fumbled in heels rather than truly walking in them.
She relaxed like I crapped, with great exertion and lots of breath.
-Cameron Bennett
your breath smells like sea salt
ReplyDeleteWhy does the house smell like cat piss
I've read the red book
She was as slow as a three-toed sloth.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than 2 empire state buildings on top of each other.
He was as mean as a hungry alligator.
She was as sick as my dog when he ate chocolate.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than any doorway she walked through.
She was relaxed like a dike who didn't get their menstrual cycle.
She was sick as a knotted stomach that fought so hard to move something through it.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than the statue of liberty maybe that's why they called him the green man who liked younger women.
She relaxed like her shirt laying on her bed before she put it on, it struggled to stay whole.
The red sea is flooding my pants.
ReplyDeleteYour confidence is as huge as an old man stamina.
Stop hanging around out there!
Amanda
She was as sick as my sister, coughing up her lungs on a hot summer day.
ReplyDeleteHe was taller than any girl in the room, which isn't saying much.
She relaxed like she was ready to wear pajamas and sleep for the rest of her life.
she was as sick as a toad.
ReplyDeletehe was taller than a skyscraper
she relaxed like a lazy boy